Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.

"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."

by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022

squirting

when a large amount of cum squirts out of a woman’s vagina!

did you see that pornstar squirting??

by iam100%correct February 20, 2022

Squirt Sandwich

Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.

"That squirt sandwich was bussin'." - Nico

by Pepsi Sandwich February 24, 2022

Bert Squirt

The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.

I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!

by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021

Squirt

yummy juices

She squirt her yummy juices all of me

by lDalhl August 23, 2021

Squirt and hurt

When a female is squrirts all over and it hits u In the eyes it burns and hurts. Hence the name squirt and hurt.

Joe and Trish had a little squirt and hurt incident last night while doing the nasty

by Jersey Nick June 9, 2021

SEVEN SQUIRT CANS

Enough cans to get a meal and still pay towards the admission to the PORN THEATHER DEJA VU or AL ESN.

AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.

One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.

This guy WAITING in front of the WYNN BUS STOP with this woman gave me SEVEN CRISP DOLLAR BILLS as I asked do you have something for a meal which with the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS I left in the TRASH RECEPTABLE at UNLV in the music college as he had been PRIVY to those findings.

I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.

Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.

by METE MEAT MEET June 18, 2021