Split Dick Syndrome

When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.

Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*

by Xyanp October 14, 2019

Split Cheek Soup

1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..

1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup

by Hot Dog Goblin December 21, 2019

slithery boi

A snake

Watch out bro it’s a really poisonous Slithery Boi

by BepisCokeBottoms January 18, 2020

Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.

I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.

by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020

slitherin

A snakelike creature of the species human, this slitherin assfyk is tryina kreep around ya girl. Notcho friend! Even if he insists you been bros since before hoes existed to ya.

Yo yo yo dawgg, this slitherin snake, Frank-O, is slitherin around ya girl.
Nawnaw, that's just his play dude. He really tryina be slither in all up in her brother, dawg. Straaaaight goods, yo!
Naw dawggy naw. I'm telling ya hundy bro.

by Racks Stacken Flippah bizzitch January 30, 2021

splitbaker

1. a slur against people with split personalities or borderline personality disorder, especially those who enjoy baking or baked goods.

2. a slur against people with the zodiac gemini

you are such a splitbaker.
he’s such a splitbaker! he’s mad at me one minute and the next he’s making me cookies!

by plutoes August 25, 2022

slithy toad

A smithy toad is a bro or a fellow Boi
Noun- Slith slitherin

That's my slithy toad

by Theslithy January 30, 2023