Spaghetti Mike

A pedophile.

That guy is starting to act like Spaghetti Mike.

by Rubber Sucky October 14, 2016

Spreading The Spaghetti

Spreading The Spaghetti means to literally spread your spaghetti so that someone of tall Greek origins can enjoy his meal in peace.

Tall Greek Man Has Requested You To Keep Spreading The Spaghetti So He Can Enjoy This Delicious Meal Of Yeast Brought To You By The Pyramids Of Egypt.

by UrNamestaken August 23, 2021

Stop pooping in my spaghetti

Telling someone to stop bullshitting you

-Yeah, I just got into Harvard
-Man, Stop pooping in my spaghetti

by Dapartywolf November 9, 2021

spaghetti American

Noun: derogatory: an Italian-American

Damn spaghetti Americans busted up my shop again

by Dingus McDumbass June 25, 2024

double spaghetti

When a male takes another males flaccid penis and wraps said penis around their own erect member, then proceeds to masturbate with the flaccid penis

I know I’m not gay, but I’ve always wanted to try Double Spaghetti

by Jaxhaxblax October 26, 2017

Under the Spaghetti

A common phrase to describe someone who is suffering from a seizure or similar epileptic fit.

Person 1: Is Barbara okay?
Person 2: Don't mind her, she's just under the spaghetti.

by Haynick August 7, 2018

Spaghetti balls

When a man dips his balls in spaghetti sauce and gets his lover to lick it off

“My bf wanted me to try his spaghetti balls”

by Runkle the arse sniffer October 24, 2020