Snow-cocked

The act of having a penis made out of snow placed on one's possession. Often done by those with homo-erotic tendencies.

Person 1: Dude, someone made a penis made out of snow on your car!
Person 2: Ya, I totally got snow-cocked.

by bones86 December 19, 2010

snow chaos!!

Noun. A logistical and psychological condition -- first observed in Denmark, Turkey, and France, and now spreading rapidly across the United States -- of general disorder brought on by sizable snowfall. The term must be set in italics or block capitals, followed by exclamation points, and accompanied by laughter.

The falling flakes brought total mayhem: King Kong was slipping and sliding around the top of the Empire State Building; delivery trucks loaded with cases of cinnamon chewing gum were almost completely submerged in white; the evening schedule of happy endings was thrown off by three hours -- SNOW CHAOS!!

by 5$wds March 1, 2010

Sissy Snow

Any snow you can Shovel in high heels

Go shovel my car out whore, But MISTRESS its 4" of snow, Yea.. and your heels are 5" spikes. Her is the shovle BITCH, GET IT DONE NOW. Its SISSY SNOW

by snow sissy January 30, 2021

takin' it snow

relaxing, chilling, and generally enjoying life on a snow day. this can include watching movies and not trying to dig out the driveway.

Ann: I just called my friend in Alaska.
Judy: How's she doing?
Ann: She didn't have to go to work because of the blizzard, so she's just takin' it snow.

by lazy.day December 27, 2009

Snow job

Where you take a snowball and shove it into someone's arse.

Guy 1: Dude... Why are you touching your butt..?
Guy 2: My girl gave me a snow job for being a dick and it's just now melting.
Dude 1: Ah, sorry bro.

by GeminiCritic December 10, 2016

Snow Foxes

similar to “snow bunnies”, snow foxes are the male equivalent.

A snow fox is a caucasian man with a dating preference towards people of colour.

Snow foxes prefer to date outside of their race.

“Those white boy’s are snow foxes, they only date black girls”

by lailabbg May 11, 2023

Snow Chink

What you call Chinese people in the snow globe known as Canada.
Full title: Snow Chink Rice Farmer

Tim: Aaron is a fucking snow chink.

by ZoZx November 15, 2017