A type of feaces that is known to stick to the sides of the rectum, resulting in a prolonged and intense period of excretion. Consequently, it also tends to stick to the exterior of the anus and often requires many applications of toilet paper. This type of feaces is the bane of campers, but will prove little hindrance to owners of a bidet.
Boss: "Why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."
by cirlce of trust October 20, 2009
Get the Side Gritmug. by rbz2005 August 26, 2022
Get the Kirby Sidemug. Similar to cameltoe and mooseknuckle but instead of the bulge being in the front of the pelvis, the Willy is stuck to the thigh which gives off the impression of an enormous willy.
Marc: Yo how'd your date go last night bro!
Seb: It was ight she totally saw my side Willy when I stood up from the table
Marc: Yasssss dude I love when I see other people's side Willy's
Seb: what!!?!?!
Seb: It was ight she totally saw my side Willy when I stood up from the table
Marc: Yasssss dude I love when I see other people's side Willy's
Seb: what!!?!?!
by Side Willy June 9, 2017
Get the side willymug. 'Black Austin is such a side creeper. I can tell he's been looking at my profile even though I haven't seen him post in days.
by Foxy Falcon October 28, 2013
Get the side creepermug. by sheeeeeeve January 8, 2011
Get the side dumpermug. - You know Finn from our friendgroup? She's a real npc!
She never does anything with us and it seems like she doesn't have a life at all!
- Man, she's a side character!
She never does anything with us and it seems like she doesn't have a life at all!
- Man, she's a side character!
by boris42069 July 13, 2022
Get the Side charactermug. 