coffee shits

when you drink a lot of coffee on an empty stomach, and then in about an hour or so you have to shit

Yo dude, i went to dunkies this morning, had a few medium regulars, and then all throughout the day i had the coffee shits

by MSHiggins December 18, 2008

ultimate shit

Something of the highest caliber. The best. Can be used in lieu of "the shit" when "the shit" just doesn't cut it. Made famous by the YouTube video "BAD ASS ULTIMATE Little Kid"

Das some ultimate shit right dere.

by sandstorm810 December 6, 2011

shit grin

A grin given by the grinner to show or perhaps hide an inside thought or observation of their surroundings. The grin is usually obvious and not containable but more likely the grinner does not want to contain the grin therefore getting their point across without speaking. Sometimes you just can't say things with words so don a shit grin instead!

"Every time my boyfriend looks at my ass he dons a shit grin."

by timmyg July 5, 2012

Nuclear shit

A shit so foul, it leaves a mushroom cloud above the stall and the fallout stenches up the whole building.

Dude 1: what's that smell?
Dude 2: fucking Bill was just in the restroom and took a nuclear shit.
Dude 1: man, that could choke a maggot!

by ex_lax70 October 26, 2016

No Shit Sherlock

A phrase often used towards someone who states the obvious.

"There is snow outside, it must be cold"
"No shit Sherlock!"

by NowhereMan November 4, 2004

Morning Shit

Morning shit is a shit that becomes so frequent in your schedule, that it is set aside as part of your morning duties prior to starting the working day.

It's a shit that really signals the start of your working day... in a good way.

Monday morning ritual

1.) computer on
2.) coffee brewed
3.) emails read
4.) bowels groaning
5.) shit taken

"Oh gotta take my morning shit...right! ready to start the day"

by Wizz Bang March 5, 2012

Shit Fever

When you have to shit so bad you go through a series of Fever like symptoms

ie: Chills, Cold sweats, Aching, Etc

"Are you OK dude?!"

"Yeah, I think so. My Shit fever just broke"

by FUTACK December 1, 2009