Shane

A back- stabbing little bitch who will break your heart and is most likely a freakin giraffe who can’t get nothing because of how pale they are

Girl 1- I hate Shane whatever u do don’t go for him u r so much better

Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good

Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)

Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me

Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like

Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME

Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago

by Heytaytay88 April 26, 2019

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The process of putting your choose on the wrong way on purpose and running a marathon.

"How'd he break his ankles?"
"Oh, he pulled a Shane"

by eggswithnosalt April 12, 2022

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Shane is the god of the death, He controls nothing but annoys older people. Shane is another word for legend, idiot and depression.

Shane once fell of a chair

by Ramon Nashvill October 17, 2019

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He has a fucking big dick and he's a fucking god

Shane ist just perfect in every way he's e fucking big dick legend

by BigDShane November 22, 2021

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A Ass home who leaves his children at a young age, lies, cheats people out of their money, and cheats on his spouse. No one likes him and he never keeps his promises.

Female: were are you
Shane: at the bar( lie ) I will be back soon (also a lie)

3 hours later

Children: were is dad?
Female: I don’t know
3am
Shane: were the hell is every one!?
Female: shut up the children are sleeping.
Shane: like I give a fuck child 1 get you ass over here
Child 1: why?
Shane: so I can kick your ass

by Ragnorak229 July 31, 2019

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