south seminole academy

a shitty school that is full of ghetto white people. dr. c thinks that adding “Academy” will make it sound amazing, but its not. the girls bathroom on 3rd floor doesnt have mirrors or a little counter anymore, why u ask? bc someones big fat ass sat on it and broke it. and in 1st floor girls bathroom doesn’t have a door in the big stall, why? bc someone decided to take the hinges off. the stairwell near ms s and mrs o is falling apart. the ceiling is literally falling, baseboards r being ripped off, and someone put silly string everywhere!! oh and earlier in the year someone spilt baby oil on the floor on 3rd floor and one of the stairwells, i thought i was gonna die bc people was falling everywhere i looked . OH AND, half of the stairwells smell like grandma pussy and bounce that ass. bro and someone get that elevator fixed, shit always break. AND THE FOOD, my friend literally took a bite of a chicken sandwich and it was RAW. oh and the milk was spoiled.

im so happy that tmr is my last day 😛. sorry all yall 6th and 7th graders.. have fun in hell for 2/1 more years. oh and the incoming 6th graders

someone: dude someone broke a toilet at my school..

someone else: oh you must go to south seminole academy!!

someone: yes! howd u know!?!?

someone else: bc that place is ghetto as fuck .

by ifuckinghateeveryone May 24, 2023

All Seeing Eye

Pirgin

The pirgin emitted visual energy in late 2016 that goes backwards and forwards in time, becoming the all seeing eye. He’s (it’s) going to hell.

by GarnGarn June 25, 2023

to satind

Back-formation of "Satinder (the destroyer of software)".
Mostly used in software development.
To entirely screw up a perfectly well-written piece of software by allowing a certain type of developer to make "changes" to it.

Software Developer 1: Hey, how did project X go last year?
Software Developer 2: Tell me about it... The project manager decided to satind the development team, and after a few months nobody wanted to touch the code-base anymore... They are thinking of rewriting the whole thing now...

by cynicalcoder December 13, 2023

Buffalo Seminary (SEM)

Founded in 1851, Buffalo Seminary (SEM) was made with the intent of making a difference. Two men, Chester and West, wanted to make education widespread to women. Buffalo Seminary continues to uphold this tradition. But contrary to popular belief, SEM is not a “lesbian-factory”, they are just inclusive. Yes there are people from the LGBTQ community, but a lot of girls at SEM are straight. Girls come out of SEM with a better understanding of themselves, an impactful education, and the friends of a lifetime.

“She’s cute! Do you know where she’s from?”
“Oh I think she goes to Buffalo Seminary (SEM).”
“Wow. Pretty AND well-educated.”

by wompwompwompy December 17, 2023

Avi & Selina Sidetracked

When a conversation on a date gets so deep you forget what you were initially talking ablut

I was on a date with this girl last night but we got so ‘Avi & Selina Sidetracked’ it’s insane

by ASSIDETRACKED February 9, 2024

super seinor

super seinor: a seinor in high school who repeated acouple grades so they're like 20+ as a seinor in high school

usually tries to hookup with the young freshman girls with cringe pickup lines like "where my hug at?" and "showering.. without me?"

aka: a pedo

chloe: who's that tall kid?
penny: who? oh thats just josh hes a super seinor

josh: where my hug atttttt?

freshman: what..
josh: damnnn mama ur so innocent, how bout we go back to my car

by k2cool March 25, 2024

Thachery seating

Highest customer seating in a comic book store event. Most often used in the northwest and some along the east coast.

Damnit, I wanted the thachery seating at this event. I'm the best customer they ever had so I deserve it.

by Yarkanarnar May 11, 2024