Seal of Approval

This occurs when a man is either jacking off or being jacked off and the hand that does the deed happens to be sporting a 'thumbs up'.

Billy- Bob: Oooh, Jabrina, that feels amazing!
Jabrina: So it should, I'm giving this meat pole my own seal of approval!

by GLAARH November 22, 2015

wet seal

a vagina "owned" by a black man; though often misused to refer to vaginas in general.

Tyrone owned my wet seal this morning. Man, I love morning sex.

or

My wet seal is sore. Damn that Tyrone!

by Nate Belois May 13, 2005

break the seal

If you're using ecstasy and drinking alot of water, you might not have to use the bathroom for a considerable length of time but once you "break the seal" you'll have to pee every 5 minutes.

Did you break the seal yet? Drink more water!

by gypsy rose lee August 19, 2006

Seta

Seta, a guy who will grab his ankles down any alley way you point down because he's a cock fiending bitch.

Grab 'em, Seta.

by Pwnage June 30, 2004

Sealioning

Attempting to argue with someone who doesn't want to hear opposing arguments.

I ranted online about people I hate, and he started sealioning me so I just blocked him.

by Boredman February 14, 2017

navy seal stash

The act of packing a bowl just enough to take one good toke,toking up,and holdind the weed smoke in until you have taken your bolw apart and placed it in a clever stash spot.

The navy seal stash is a good exercise that keeps me on point so the pigs dont bust my bowl, and stash of nugs.

by Thomas p. Kight February 11, 2008

Seta

yo, seta is a person on irc who is like "i am the l33tz. my boyfriend's name is colipso and uh....turtle powa!" okay so anyway when u call someone a seta, you are calling them the crusty semen you have on the dick of ur head when u beat off

colipso: seta i lubz u
seta: handjob bitch
colipso handjobz seta
seta: ooooo
colipso: ur penis, ur penis!
seta: i am jizzing
seta jizz'z
colipso: look, seta, there is some seta left on ur dick five minutes later
oh yeah five minutes passed so it dried up
seta: yay

by Xion or probably Jared July 7, 2004