Someone who is absolutely and utterly used by those around them but never actually thinks about it. A Schrodingers cumsock is used similarly to a traditional cum sock. You nut in it, discard it and never look inside to see if there is actually any cum, you simply assume there is but will never truly know.
Oil Prince: I haven't felt the touch of a woman in ages. I've got this little rat to do all my bidding and delete messages to make me look good.
Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.
Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.
by The Big Prophet November 21, 2020
Get the schrodingers cumsock mug.When you are so broke that you incur penalties causing you to become more broke, thus incurring more penalties.
You are in Schroedinger's situation when you don't have the money to fix a broken taillight, so the cops give you a ticket. You pay the ticket, thereby incurring an overdraft charge. And so on.
by harmless_drudge May 9, 2011
Get the Schroedinger's situation mug.When you are simultaneously in the dog house and not in the doghouse.
Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.
Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.
by fatmandy January 25, 2019
Get the Shrodingers Dog House mug.When you try to plug in a USB it is in a superposition as long as you have plugged it in once. That's the reason why you always have to rotate a USB twice to actually plug it in.
1: I hate it when I can't plug in USB-sticks!
2: That's a very common problem, it's called Schroedinger's USB.
2: That's a very common problem, it's called Schroedinger's USB.
by LucyKitsune November 19, 2019
Get the Schroedinger's USB mug.A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.
"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"
by Marsl March 18, 2020
Get the Schroedingers Anus mug.a way of making a 4:20 smoke session that you weren't properly prepared for by not checking a clock again after seeing it says 4:20. According to Shrodinger, it is both still 4:20 and not 4:20 so long as you don’t see a clock, so take your time and smoke when ready!
by CannaWhoopA55 April 28, 2020
Get the Shrodinger’s 420 mug.A restaurant that exists but you don't find the adress . So it both exists and doesn't exist at the same time.
Person 1: " hey how was it at the restaurant you wanted to check out last week?"
Person 2: "oh my. We walked around town for hours but couldn't find it although we had the adress."
Person 1: " seems like a Schroedingers restaurant. "
Person 2: "oh my. We walked around town for hours but couldn't find it although we had the adress."
Person 1: " seems like a Schroedingers restaurant. "
by Reila February 24, 2022
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