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Blood sausage

As soon as I pulled out I knew I had blood sausage
by Anerdwhogetslaid September 9, 2016
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Sausage rolling

The act of fully immersing your self in a duvet for the pinnacle of heat and comfort during lazy days.
Her.. My mother is doing Sunday lunch, I said we'd be there for 2
Him... Fucks sake. I had a day of sausage rolling and top gear on dave planned
by coyneezy December 14, 2014
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clifton sausage

The act of finding a couple dogging in a car and asking to join in (especially with the male participant).

This phrase was initially coined around the Clifton Downs area of Bristol that is known to be a dogging hotspot.
These night-vision goggles will help me find a bit of Clifton Sausage in that Asda carpark.
by Oppenheimer2 January 13, 2014
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Sausage vest

Sausage vest is an article of clothing worn to hide ones' fat. The problem is that this only causes the fat to then turn into rolls resembling sausage crammed into a casing.

These vests can come in any color, red,blue, purple checker, and in some cases, crap brown. The person feels as though they are covered up, but in all actuality they have taken a bad situation and made it much, much, worse. It creates a tower of rolls, and gives the illusion of buldging tires. It also raises questions as to exactly how strong that Jo-Ann fabric's threading is to hold such a mass 'safely', thus bringing public safety to mind.
I had trouble getting passed that fat ass, thank goodness her sausage vest caused a bumper effect and bounced me to safety.

How does she manage to find shoes to match every color sausage vest she has?

I was distracted at the play so I decided to count the rolls that duff was sportin' in her bright purple sausage vest.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
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sausage linkin'

The lower version of "muffin topping." When a lady's thighs roll out of the bottom of her shorts, creating a sausage link effect.
Dang! Did you see that lady sausage linkin' out the bottom of her shorts???
by 007Gina007Sausage August 22, 2010
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sausage noggin

Instead of thinking with his head, he's thinking with his sausage noggin.
by Dee-Rock June 25, 2012
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sausage hallway

Another name for a sluts vagina.
Guy 1: "I got with Clarissa last night!"
Guy 2: "Isn't she a slut? I've heard shes got a sausage hallway."
by christian11M February 15, 2017
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