Screaming Cactus

Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.

Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now

Example 2:

Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus

by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021

fruit basket (scream queers era)🧺🍓

Is an group full of a bunch of q*eers 🏳️ 🌈

“Omg did you guys hear about fruit basket (scream queers era)🧺🍓 ? I heard they do hard core d*ugs and play roblox all the time cause they’re FREAKS!

by xcoxic December 10, 2021

Screaming doughnut

A never ending loop of men engaged in anal intercourse locking the last man into the first.

“Mate, that stag do got so weird it almost became a Screaming Doughnut. We had to call it a night.”

by Son of a Glitch July 23, 2025

Screaming Piss

A pee that comes out of you so fast it sounds like you are frying bacon and/or burns so bad that it makes you scream.

“Be right back man, I gotta take a screaming piss!”

by Noodle_man November 21, 2019

Incoherent Screaming

Screaming, but incoherently.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAeeerooogogogogoogogogoogogogAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHhoooooooeyeyeyeyeyeyAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGWAHAWA-WOOOOOGY-LOOOOOGIE-HOOOOOOO00000000000ga-BOOga-LOOOOOTAflAGGATHAGOOOMINSCHPEITZ" "Why are you engaging in such preposterous activities such as Incoherent Screaming, May I ask?" "AAAAAGOFRITOGAGAGA!"

by Ukalik February 2, 2024

Chiwai Scream

The "Chiwai Scream" is basically: "NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". It is heard when chinese children get upset, or get ready for war. It is often heard before the chinese kicks his backpack or runs away.

Bryan: Chiwai, you're ugly!
Chiwai: *Chiwai Scream* NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -Kicks his bag- NOT FUNNYYYYYYY

by Flaffzor October 20, 2010

g scream

When you fuck your girl so good she goat screams

Last night when my girlfriend and I were having sex I gave it to her to good she g screamed
Definition: screaming like a goat

by Ah350z66 March 7, 2019