Rusty Sausage

The act of inserting a frozen breakfast sausage in one's rectum then putting it back in the package. Most frequently occurs in an office setting where an employee leaves a package of breakfast sausage in the office break room refrigerator for several days.

I hope Richard O'brien likes the taste of his breakfast especially the rusty sausage I left in the break room.

by meatlover1234 December 9, 2010

rusty fish hook

When you hump doggy-style and after putting your index finger in her butt you stick it in her mouth and pull her cheek.

Amazing way to end up with an angry girlfriend. Stick your finger in her butt, then pull her cheek. She is a fish. You are the fisherman. You control the rusty fish hook.

by Stefan W September 6, 2007

rusty pipes

Bloody nose from doing too much cocaine. Usually occurs after an all-nighter.

"Oh dude, rusty pipes!" used as an interjection or exclamation when someone throws their head back & runs to the bathroom with a bloody nose.

by ginsoak April 25, 2007

Rusty Pelican

Any 50+ year old women who lives on a boat.

I met this older woman at the local yacht club. After a couple drinks and appetizers she told me she was a rusty pelican! Strangely I was slightly turned on by that.

by DIVES December 27, 2010

Rusty Kramer

The act of a man having sex with a woman while she is on her period, and then she gives the man a blowjob.

I decided to screw my girlfriend while she was on her period, and then she gave me a blowjob. I laughed and told her she just got a Rusty Kramer. Then I cock-slapped her.

by Huge Cock January 25, 2007

Rusty Shovel

When you are playing pump the rump with a woman and she has either not taken a dump, has the runs, or you've gone extra deep digging for gems, and when you pull your cock out its got shit on it.

I was pounding Mary deep and hard in her cornhole and when I pulled out my man meat it was smeared with poo. I like to keep my tools clean so she gave me a golden shower to clean off my rusty shovel.

by Cyberpsychosis October 19, 2009

Rusty submarine

The act of having intercourse with a woman during her period, wherein the man (or the person with the dildo) penetrates her vaginally, creating the "rust," and then penetrates her anally, sinking it in a deep dark place.

My cousin had her period, so I totally rusty submarined her.

by bad lady planet October 25, 2010