hot robert

Bottle water is better for you...

Drink H20, it's better for u..
U'll live longer........

by ur friend always January 9, 2005

Riverton Wristwatch

When receiving a hand job, the man's ejaculate lands on the female's wrist and, by gravity, runs around her wrist. This creates the look of a white band on the woman's wrist. Popular because it normally requires just 2 to 4 ropes.

I remember in seventh grade at the movies Courtney gave me a handjob. I came so quickly, she got a Riverton Wristwatch.
I'll never forget the Riverton Wristwatch I gave her after a nice HJ.

by a.k.a. Barry Badrinath March 10, 2008

Bristol Rovers

Bristol city an rovers like the crips an bloods of bristol, they wear either red or blue an h8 each other, they beat tha shit outta each other an have gang wars in broadmead

man ima gas what are u?
im city bitch get yo ass outta here
fuck u nigga rovers 4 life!

by bristol king February 10, 2005

Robert

A person full of bullshit! Thinks he's the biggest badass of the school. Gets caught masturbating in the library. He's the kind of person that wears camo pants he bought from a thrift shop 5 days out of the week, and sunglasses on top of his head all through the school. They are relatively step children that are red-headed and are beaten

"Did you hear that Robert was caught chokin his chicken in the library"!?!

by HornyHorton123abc May 5, 2015

robert

a fat man that will eat your food and then sit on you for your money. He has a deadly onion breath attack and brick-breaker move that is aimed at your balls. very dumb and deadly watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!

robert

by robert 123454321 December 10, 2013

Robert

The fattest theif that ever lived.

That theif was fat must have been Robert

by smartguy1284756 April 8, 2011

Robert Pattinson

He is the most adorable, hot, sexy, man, actor, singer, and musician ever!
He has been in the movies
Vanity Fair
The Haunter Airman
Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire
The Bad Mother Handbook
How to be
Twilight
The summer house
Little Ashes
He has the cutest laugh ever!
His blue eyes are extremely gorgeos!
He has haters because he is playing a perfect man vampire in the movie "Twilight" but no one is perfect, so dont hate him because he is the closest to perfect anyone will ever get soooo
go away and play in traffic if you are going to hate on him!
anyways robert pattinson in one word is
AMAZING in alll ways
The end.

Robert Pattinson = sexbomb

by fanpireandtwilighter August 8, 2008