Roger Rooster

A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)

1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.

2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.

3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.

4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.

* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.

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by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011

Roger the dodger

A term for a female to aggressively insert her strap on into a males poop tube.

He better be careful I may roger the dodger tonight.

by Steveeatspizza December 27, 2016

roger hof

A very good looking light skin who is funny and has great hair. A person with a great personality and cares about everyone. A person who is a good boyfriend and will always be there for you.

Have you heard of Roger Hof?
Yeah he's amazing

by Robert408 August 1, 2017

Roger

Roger Rabbit = habbit

Watch how much of that stuff you’re smoking or you’ll end up with a roger

by Terry Tits November 3, 2022

Roger

It's a big jerk that always tries to be the best. He likes to be funny but he is not. He likes flirting with girls. Always populair and always has girls around, probably had sex with people when he was only 13. He likes pussy and tries anything to get it also dick. He could put more then 3 dicks in his mouth it doesn't matter. He loves hurting peoples feelings and fisting in someones pussy or butthole. Likking biting anything.

_Hey isn't that the emo chick that has painted her hair OR

_ Hey you little hoe,

_Me_ I'm not a hoe
_Roger_Chill calm your litlle butt down_

by YourBestFriendJacky:) November 30, 2021

abby rogers

the most beautiful, cute, adorable girl i have ever met. shes super nice, kind and caring. shes always smiling, always happy and laughing, but on the inside i think shes broken. shes very insecure about herself, she thinks she ugly and fat she turns down every compliment, doesnt like hugs even though ours were amazing. she makes everyones day and always looks out for people before herself. there have been so many times she could have left me but she hasnt, shes still the best friend i could ever ask for. her eyes are green and i love staring into them. her smile is the thing i wake up to see everyday, she is the reason i try and wake myself up everymorning. her voice is the thing i want to fall asleep to everynight, abby gives everyones life a bit of light. she pulled me out of my darkest times and is the first person to care for me so much, i would do anything to keep her safe in my arms, to keep her warm everynight, to kiss her forehead and make sure she sleeps well. shes the girl ive dreamed of all my life and im so grateful ive finally met her. even if we stay as friends in the end, the feelings ive got for her, the love, will never disappear. she needs to know she is perfect in everyway, and that i would do anything to see her happy. when she told me she was broken, that broke me more than i already was. i know youre reading this now, it might hit hard it might not. just know everynight im sitting here til 4am thinking of a future with you. i love you abby, i really do.

me: hey short stuff
abby rogers: hey cunt ( cum shoe, piss jeans, piss jacket, twat, dickhead ect. )

by your local holy keigan November 5, 2020

Rogers Drunk Eyes

When you’re getting blasted with the boys but the alcohol makes you look like a serial killer.

Look at Ashlynn, she’s got the “Rogers Drunk Eyes”.

by Wildo223 May 4, 2022