hitting rod

Its what a rifle or a long barrel gun is called.

I am taking. a hitting rod with me hunting.

by Eric773 March 9, 2017

preening rod

A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.

"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".

"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."

by BrokenKing February 19, 2021

Spent fuel rod

Poo

I need to evacuate my spent fuel rods

by Totomart December 27, 2021

Rod Rage

an outburst of anger, aggression, or violence attributed to the use of an erect penis

my boyfriend had rod rage last night when I told him he could stick it in the butt

by Rodrage October 13, 2023

polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022

Dr. Rod

Used in reference to a penis that has been outfitted with a white prophylactic, especially following rough intercourse. The name reflects the phallic similarities that exist between a tall bald doctor following a long, dirty surgery and a wet, hard, throbbing cock.

Gardin was worn out after he gave her the ol' Dr. Rod .

by doctorswhoarentdoctors February 3, 2018

Rod

To stick the rods up at someone means to stick the middle finger up at someone

Haha yesterday I stuck the rods up at ya did u see ??

by What u doin October 14, 2018