Logans roadhouse

A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.

Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now

Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?

Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.

Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.

Person1:(is aroused)

by Idiotcowboy69 October 20, 2021

Mississippi roadhouse

When you're so drunk you pick the fat prostitute to fuck and end up with her sucking you off with hot sauce on the tip of your dick, making you scream "crocodile nuts" to make her stop.

Man ...last night I got so wasted I ended up getting a Mississippi roadhouse.

by Icehollowcome69 November 24, 2021

BN Rodeo

Fuck off private

“What is a BN Rodeo?”
“Fuck off private”

by Jsplfn December 29, 2021

carpet rodeo

1980s slang for having sex on carpet, typically living room floor or bedroom.

Jill's parents weren't home Friday night, it was a real carpet rodeo.

by Txcwboy February 7, 2022

Sunburn Rodeo

When you are going at it from behind and you slap her sunburn butt and attempt to hold on for 8 seconds before she bucks you off.

Man after the beach me the woman went to the Sunburn Rodeo. 8 SECS

by Chief1893 March 1, 2022

Holden Rodeo

What do you call a 80 year old queer at the mardi gras? A Rodeo driver. Only gay fat men drive this kind of car, it’s a piece of shit and you might aswell buy a Ford falcon and put 33s on it

“Did you see Jeffreys new car it’s one of those shit box woman’s cars that old queers get”

Definition of a Holden rodeo; A piece of shit

by Jeffrey Keena May 24, 2022

Brokeback rodeo

When a group of guys gets naked, oils each other up, and the "bull" and the "cowboy" wrap each other's head with saran wrap. If the Cowboy can last riding the Bulls back for eight seconds he gets to butt fuck the Bull till somebody passes out. Then a new Cowboy picks a new Bull and everyone yells "Ridem Cowboy"

"Me and my boys was at the lake drinking the other night and had us a Brokeback Rodeo"

by Wrasslin Jimbo June 16, 2022