ride the rod

To climb onto an erection and have sexual intercourse

Hey baby, come ride the rod.

by madam curious November 15, 2013

Riding The Beef

Being in county lockup

Yo man, I was riding the beef, I was in county back then!

by Baxters January 17, 2022

Cry ride

When having sex with with a crying person.

I tock this guy for a cry ride last night, It was realy awkward but kind of hot

by Clam shel March 23, 2016

Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.

Dude, Helga is so tall, I would let her Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.

by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022

Dick riding

It’s Someone who so up in your business and they don’t left you THE fuck alone so you say STOP DICK riding ME!!!

Explain: stop dick riding me !!!!!!

by Pinto118 May 26, 2019

Dick Riding

The act of hovering around or overpraising someone to seek and gain approval

This dude: Yo, I just got $20 today. Get ur cash up, broke boy.
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!

Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god

by Yappatron 3,000 November 01, 2023

Dick riding

Simping but without the attraction

Anon1: He is a simp.
Anon2:No he dick riding

by Mexicansavage18 April 14, 2022