Two Scoops of Peanut Butter

A sex act where the man dips his testicles (one at a time) into the consensual sex partners anus and proceeds to then put said testicles into the parters mouth. The brownish fecal matter on the testicles gives the scroctum the appearance of being two scoops of peanut butter

Last night we were so drunk that she let me give her two scoops of peanut butter. We were both so ashamed this morning

by Ravenous Movie Fan #1 December 14, 2019

Peanuckle Peanut Butter Balls

One who places peanut butter on his scrotum for the purpose of a mid game snack during a game of peanuckle

Weaver: *playing peanuckle*
"I could really go for a snack right now."
*scratches nuts and proceeds to like fingers*
"That protein nut punch really hit the spot."
Max: "Gosh Weaver, stop being such a peanuckle peanut butter balls before you grease up the cards and your taint"

by PoonNugget May 29, 2010

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Chocolate and peanut butter confectionaries sold by the Hershey Chocolate company. Created by Canadian native, Linda Brooks, in 1963.

"I love going to the candy store! I always get so many Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!"

by dandycandyman March 10, 2009

Making Peanut Butter

Anal sex to the point where it gets all gooshy.

damn bitch, yo ass is making peanut butter!

by Crazy68 May 20, 2010

Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts

Completely crazy.

Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.

Psychotic.

Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?

Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!

by baywatchpunk November 4, 2010

Chunky peanut butter

Underlying phrase for someone who loves to be choked during sex

She looks like a girl who loves chunky peanut butter man

by Dswan1234 December 24, 2018

Muck Muck Peanut Butter Top Shelf

In hockey, when a player fakes a forehand shot on goal, but instead of taking the shot, swings around the net, and takes a backhand shot on goal which enters the net in the top corner.

Etymology:

'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.

'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.

'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.

Commentator: "...he moves to take the shot, but wait, he's faked out the goaltender, he swings around, takes the shot with a backhand slap and... muck muck peanut butter top shelf, he scores!"

Crowd: /raucous applause/

by Romance77 March 4, 2010