Patty Ultimatum

A choice of two things but both are equally as awful as the other. You don’t want to choose either of them, but a decision has to be made.

Sam was given a patty ultimatum of either going to the run down casino or babysitting a stranger’s baby. With a deadline, he had to make a decision between these horrible options.

by Mermandi May 2, 2021

patty cags

A very handsome guy with the kindest heart, he can light up a room with just a smile, hes so so smart, literally the best dude ever, not to mention talented. A goat at baseball and everything else he does. Hes got it all.

Yo, that guys got such swag who is that?
Oh, thats patty cags hes a beast

by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020

pattie clams

The perfect, juicy round bum cheeks which form side by side to make a clam you will tell your grandchildren about one days

Wow! She’s got Pattie clams!

by KamCarey July 12, 2021

Aunt Patty

An annoying Aunt who is always trying to get into your business or talk about politics that was created by Thomas Sanders

Aunt Patty: do you have a girlfriend? Wanna talk politics? What are you gonna do later?

Person: Begone Aunt Patty!

by Okami The Wolf August 1, 2023

Cow Pattie

When someone takes a dump between your legs when they ride it cowgirl style.

We ate taco bell and had to do the cow pattie position.

by Basket1 May 24, 2025

Patty

The derivative of 'Chatty Patty', someone who speaks too much and gives up potentially compromising information on others too easily.

George is a patty

by 17ways July 20, 2023

Patty with the cheekbones

used to describe someone on point, with their highlight popping, and their cheekbones so sharp it can Donald Trumps hair

You looking good, Patty with the cheekbones

by zaynahandandjelija February 9, 2017