the 69 paradox

the 69 paradox is the philosophical concept defined by the powerhouse philosopher Sealeft. It is derived from the idea of the sex act in which participants are able to stimulate orally simultaneously. The way of breaking the cycle is through orgasm, providing a means to an end, however since it is impossible to cum at the same time there is an imbalance in this chain. The concept makes this applicable to philosophical paradoxes which are technically breakable, but very unlikely, with the more common outcome in attempt most likely creating imbalance.

the 69 paradox was implimented in "the chicken and the egg" problem, breaking this cycle likely through imbalance rather than a direct freeing from the cycle at once.

by boi_genius December 20, 2017

Parlae

Boss mane behind Dem Franchize Boyz. A Jehovah's Witness from Bankhead Ave in the West Side of Atlanta (Zone 1), his hobbies include snapping, spitting and counting bills. Oh, and slapping people will said bills. His style focuses more on sticking with the rhyme at hand and trying to find two (in some cases up to 4) word-long phrases that rhyme throughout his verses. Along with Pimpin, he raps the majority of the verses that you've heard on the radio (with the exception of "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It", in which he sets it up with a long-ass wait and then his name pops up "PARLAE" and you can tell he runs the whole place.

"What's hapnin' Parlae?"
Same ol', same ol'
Just tryin' to get this paper to unfold wit them lame hoes
They holla for a dolla, they know that my bank fold
It's the reason for the season, so now I'mma change hoes
I make 'em then I break 'em and shake 'em and drain hoes
I don't play no games, why they thinkin' I'm lame fo'?
Now when I'm bustin' nugs it's yo head I'm 'on aim fo'
And givin' you snitches stitches 'cause that's how the game go
I'm lerkin' and I'm merkin' and workin' the game, oh
I sell two for five in the weed and I slang blow
Now Pistol keep it pimpin' in gators and Kangos
But niggas hit the club, then go trap in the same clothes
Yeah, I got that mid for the cheap and it came low
Ridin' on 24's, swervin' from lane to lane, ho
I'm flashin' new twenties, so hoes follow like rainbows
"How they always rip the track?"
Cause that's what I came fo'

by Jayr Jones April 20, 2006

Soft Parade

A soft parade is a very slow blow job, typically including enthusiastic encouragement.

I hope there's a Santa Claus at the end of this soft parade.

by Apocellipse August 23, 2014

cheeseburger in paradise

A restaurant slowly making it up in the North. Its owned by OSI Restaurants with a partial ownership of Jimmy Buffet. It has live entertainment and its supposed to put you in paradise which it doesnt at all. The food is good but can be pricey! $3.75 for a milkshake! Fuck that! The management who runs it are retarded and dont know how to manage a restaurant at all.

You can be 19 and become a manager within 3 months after opening.

The cheeseburger in paradise is good but management sucks at their job.

by Donnie xzibit 2 November 21, 2006

paladin

A Class of Characters found in World of Warcraft which is only available to Alliance characters. The are in many ways greater than other classes found in World of Warcraft with abilities to wear the highest class of armors, fight with the strongest melee weapons, and use spells that allow temporary invulnerability and healing. This class of characters is hated by many others due to the inability to cope with the fact that he or she spent so much time creating a character who is unable to use or beat the paladin class. Similiar hatred is seen towards the Horde class characters of Shamans. It has been found in many studies that people who believe the paladin class is an unfair class often have a 32.4 pound stone with rough edges lodged in their rectum and decending colon.

Pussy Ass Rogue: "OMG, What a gay Paladin. I can't gank him like the others. I guess I'll go bitch about this class because I'm in denial since I spent so much time on my pathetic rogue, I have lost all my dignity in real life. I lost my job, my girlfriend, my house, my ability to erect my penis or vice versa. I can't even take a shit like I used to. Yeah, I'll do that. Paladins are for noobs. That makes me feel better. Shamans suck to.

by Munir Khan August 9, 2005

Genius Failure Paradox

Basically a common social disorder in which a person (most likely male) is extremely detatched from the rest of society, due to their beliefs that they are smarter/richer/genrally better than everybody else. They tend to be detatched because they feel that getting help and in
some extreme cases even talking to somebody with less assets than them is below them. People with GPF tend to live
very lonely lives. See hubris, loser.

Ted Kaszinski (the UNABOMBER) is one noted
example of someone with GPF.

by BFinjected September 4, 2005

Anal Fhloston Paradise

The post blumpkin cleaning. This is where the woman performing the blumpkin generously uses her hair to clean the anus of the male. It is a dangerous art and is only to be used by an experienced women with a luscious head of hair.

When BBM was done performing Tank's blumpkin it was time for clean-up with an Anal Fhloston Paradise.

You have great hair how about a blumpkin? Maybe after you can follow with the old Anal Fhloston Paradise.

by Mills Mom's Muffins April 19, 2008