Parker Johnpiere

A guy whos destiny is to lose a comp and eat a cum cracker.

Parker Johnpiere lost the comp!

by funnyguy694220 October 10, 2019

Parker

To excitedly chug an alcoholic drink holding it with both hands; inspired by the two year old Parker chugging and yelling “MORE MILKKKKKK!!!”

“Next shot!! You still have in your cup?!! Come on, Parker it!”

by anonymous December 5, 2020

parker tennant

he is next to me and has cool hair, i like him he smells good

thats parker tennant

by Nev5 May 16, 2022

Parker

An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.

Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.

by Tear_Ramen September 15, 2021

Parker the dude

A quirky guy who is very nice and weird. Most girls just want to be his friend. He is also that one guy who screams like a girl getting a new phone.

Person 1: Have you seen Parker?
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.

by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019

Parker

A parrot looking boy that squaks at every random chance

Parker is such a parrot! he loves crackers!

by dragontu71 February 23, 2022

Parker

Dumb and total simp

Parker is such a simp he will do anything to be with women

by Boy72 November 24, 2021