Parker

Humungous schlong. Works out while watching MarkiPoo FNAF letsplays. Female Manipulator, only listens to Wheezer and the Smiths. Owns multiple of Hard Rock Nick's pre used panties.
THE VOID THE VOID IS COMING WALK INTO THE WOODS WALK INTO THE WOODS WALK INTO THE WOODS PARKER LOOK OUT
by LeftySs April 27, 2022
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The kind of guy who likes getting pegged, like alot..
"Oh did you meet parker last friday?"

"Yeah he likes getting pegged!"
by goodbøy October 13, 2020
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A parrot looking boy that squaks at every random chance
Parker is such a parrot! he loves crackers!
by dragontu71 February 23, 2022
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Gets shagged by men but only on Mondays . calls it accountancy when its actually just being a rent boy , also lives in a caravan and drinks 40 cans of Guinness a day
i know this gypsy Parker who's defo a rent boy and a alcoholic
by SmashedAndrandom December 28, 2024
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A litel peace of shit and acts like a girl on her period HAS no penis just vagina is name of kid
That parKer
by Penis makeer December 24, 2019
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Parker is my enemy, he is watching me write this
by ParkerHater420 February 29, 2024
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