Tree Clown

Members of an elite alliance that prowl by night, thriving off the cries of their victims. They travel as a group and strategically pounce at the same time so prey has no fighting chance at survival. They eat copious amounts of cabbage resulting in abnormally large testicles.

Carl was minding is own business farming corn with his friends in his home village of GeSeMia when without warning a group of Tree Clowns swamped him from all sides. Carl's farm was raided of all his corn.

by MercElite November 8, 2019

Cocoa Tree

When a man shits in his hand, rubs it on his pubic hair, and recieves a blow job, it is known as a cocoa tree. This is because as the "bitch" is giving him a blow job, she gets "cocoa" all over her forehead.

A-Rod gave Madonna a cocoa tree and she had shit all over her forehead.

by JMon 60 April 10, 2010

fugly tree

A tree that grows in the ugly/Fugly forest; Has the ability to turn anyone who touches it ugly and/or fugly
See also: Ugly Stick

Looks like someone fell out of the Fugly tree and hit every branch onthe way down.

by Brick Squatthrust May 9, 2015

TREE BOI

LOVES EATING PLANTS

LOOK IT IS TREE BOI HE IS EATING A POISON IVY PLANT

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

by wagglyopposum December 2, 2019

the bruncle tree

a family tree where every relative is related in more than one way to every other relative

everyone in my family is part of the bruncle tree

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

Pancake tree

A tree with a pancake in it.

Hey I am hungry for some pancakes. Do you have a pancake tree?

by Zayz March 20, 2021

Happy Tree

Weed, ganja, reefer, etc

1. You finna smoke some happy tree?

2. That happy tree kicking in
3. Damn bro that happy tree supreme

by Grimmy Noah January 20, 2021