Mourning Wood

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner

My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.

by GabePriest January 22, 2018

Ethan Wood

gets all da bitches

“yo, can you help me pull this girl ?”

“nah not me man ask Ethan Wood”

by yehxhd August 22, 2022

Nostalgia Wood

When a person remembers something so enjoyable and enthralling, from their past, that they proceed to develop a physical or spiritual erection. This phenomenon is known to induce strong feelings of euphoria and, on occassion, tight trousers.

I walked into Disneyland, witnessed the grandeur, and proceeded to hide immediately. Children should not witness a vigorous display of nostalgia wood.

My nostalgia wood was raging when the FF7 theme came on unexpectedly.

by The Punctual Narcoleptic January 31, 2019

Slappy Wood

The act of slapping someone with magical color sticks.

Watch out, I'm about to slappy wood you

by MagicPhoneBooth August 3, 2015

prepper's wood

The strong emotional feeling bordering on sexual arousal that a prepper gets when their doomsday fantasy scenario starts to come true in any fashion.

Billy Bob isn't even trying to hide his raging prepper's wood as he watches the news about the virus ripping through the country.

by Orionnoir March 29, 2020

Wood Bummer

When your knocking up a pallet of window frame and you accidentally slip your peen into a nail hole and hammer it down. Mostly are joiners. If you need to know what a joiner is ask Nedklaw.

Me: aye up son how was work
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?

Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!

by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020

cougar woods

A hot older woman in Nike golf clothes.

Did you see that milf on the golf course?
She was a regular Cougar Woods.

by aalh November 2, 2011