Left Turn Lenny

A god among NASCAR drivers. Hangin around with the big 3 and Buck Baker and will always wave a confederate flag. Every time he sees his favorite driver Dale Jr turn right he has a Civil War flashback.

Person1: There goes left turn lenny!
Left Turn Lenny: The south will rise again

by Left Turn Steve June 4, 2018

Texas Turn-Around

When your drunk and taking a shit and have to turn around and puke in the toilet

Dude, I was going to "upper deck" but ended up in a Texas Turn-Around.

by LoserLeave September 29, 2020

Turns off Stove

This phrase is used when one is so attracted to someone else that they would give up food for them.

Boy 1: Holy shizzle she's lookin fine.
Boy 2: Get some.
*eye contact*
Boy 1 & 2: Turns off stove

Girl 1: He. Just. Took. Off. His. Shirt.
Girl 2: Turns off stove

by The_thee_theee April 2, 2017

to turn to Quentin

to go totally mad, including violence and murder

Somenone gets straight on yo' balls. He seems to be destined for a punch in his balls. So enough is enough - you turn to Quentin and give him what he wants.

by Juggler Cultist February 19, 2004

turn gay

when you get all faggy, homo

he gon and turn gay on me, like a fag

by fagbasher3000 December 27, 2011

Turning Trickmuffins

Beatin the box up. It is a substitute for the now too popular "waxing Goose." Clearwater brings the fire on this site!

Russ got all liquored up and was Turning Trickmuffins on my couch. The stains were devastating.

by Grant Griffin December 12, 2006

main screen turn on

Brain awakening; the act of leaving the unconcious world in your mind when the teacher calls on you, knowing you're not listening, asks the question, "What was the theme of this story?" - or at least you wished you could turn on that "main screen" of yours.

"Main screen engage! ...Please?"

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 29, 2003