hot fudge slide

to take a steaming hot turd on the floor of an ice rink and get ice skates on and penguin slide in it.

jimmy took a hot fudge slide in his moms feces.

by jt42524534 December 04, 2011

Arabian Mud Slide

A girl is positioned in a chair at a 60 degree angle. A man then proceeds to climb up, squat, & shit on her chest, causing it to slide down her stomach and eventually dripping off the genitalia.

*Note: Both participants must be completely nude.

"Hey has anyone seen JMFS or SMFH around?"
""Yeah they're down by the fire. He's giving her an Arabian Mud Slide.""
"Dude, I love me a good 'ol fashioned Arabian Mud Slide!"

by JMFS&SMFH October 20, 2014

Im about to slide

Getting ready to leave smoothly in an awkward situation.
To "slide" out
Slang for im about to head out or be on my way

You ready to go ? Im about to slide.
Im tired im about to slide.

by Gottaloveni May 20, 2016

Slide down the dinosaur

When a woman wants to have intimate relations with an older man, especially when that man is a cuckolded husband or otherwise less-than-capable partner. Also could be an old, trusty dildo that's well-used.

She was bored with her household chores, so instead chose to slide down the dinosaur.

by biatch'ho August 21, 2009

Hook 'n' Slide

to fish hook a woman's mouth with two fingers on each hand and continue to insert penis into the butt hole and move arms back and forth so that the sliding motion takes place.

I just hook 'n' slid your mom

How would you like to.... HOOK 'N' SLIDE!

by Whiteboy1080 October 03, 2010

The Barrack Obama Slide

The Barrack Obama slide is when you take both hands and shove them in to your partner's anus. After ripping the anus you stick your face in their ass sucking up all of the blood and shit. After filling your mouth up with blood, shit, and saliva you make out with your partner. After both of your faces are covered in blood, shit, and saliva you then drink 3 cups of laxitive and have your parther shit on your face with their ripped open anus.

Hey want to do the Barrack Obama Slide?
Only if it's a dance move.

by niggerlover69 February 20, 2011

Slide Whistle Purgatory

A place between heaven and hell where the great musicians of a given time period go when they die, where they are sentenced to an eternity of playing the slide whistle in grimey underground clubs.

-Dude, I wonder if Kurt Cobain is in Slide Whistle Purgatory

-Dude I was at this underground club and I could've sworn Kurt Cobain was there in slide whistle purgatory

by word=word April 02, 2010