beer ear

When a person has had too much to drink and he misinterprets what is said.

Waitress: "Would you like some more coffee"
Beer Ear wearer: "Did you say you are part of the mafia"
Friend: "Don't pay attention to him he has Beer Ear"

by Sean and Eric November 6, 2007

Beer Gypsy

Noun "A person who shows up to party or BBQ without beer and proceeds to take beer from the ice chest. Then before party ends, he/she secretly loads up their shopping bag, purse, etc., with beer and leaves party without saying goodbye or thanking the host."

"That good for nothing Beer Gypsy drank and took all of our beer!"

by MidtownLawStud May 16, 2021

Cab Beer

A beer (usually in a bottle) that needs to be consumed, but before it's finished, a cab is hailed. Since leaving a beer by itself is a form of alcohol abuse, you must sneak the beer into the cab and consume it while en route to your destination. This works well in conjunction with a "chicago", where a beer is passed around in order to consume it quickly. A "Cab Beer" is most easily performed in the back of a van-taxi, although certain species(ninja, pirate, lumberjack, chuck norris) can pull this off in a standard taxi. People who do "Cab Beer" should be held in the highest regard, for it is a sign of good taste and character.

(at a bar)
me: let's go, the show already started!
(both notice at the full opened beer bottle on the table)
me: shoot, isn't that our beer?
her: We'll knock it out on the way to the show, it's a cab beer!

by 96rt10 June 1, 2009

Beer Stickin

simply put, the act of taking a beer stick to the dome.

Thank god chief was their to lend a helping shoulder, not to cry on, but to use for beer stickin.

by Daddy Grean Jeans October 9, 2009

beer swag

a drunken stumble or being drunk to the point where you stumble

Example 1: (man 1 trips)...Man 2 "are you ok?"
Man 1 "yeah man ive just got a bit of a beer swag"

by RolyatEornom July 10, 2011

daddy beers

Drinking beers with another dad untill some young lady calls us daddy.

Daddy beers Laws
1. No Valatie
2. No cocaine
3. No fat chicks

More laws to follow

We are going out for daddy beers… I’m telling you right now I’m only going out for a couple

by Daddy123456689 April 22, 2023

beer bulimia

Disorder where the alcohol consumer always throws up after a night of partying; not once in a while, but every time.

Damn it! I can't drink without throwing up. I think I have beer bulimia. Oh well, I guess I won't have a beer gut then.

by hellokitty117 January 20, 2008