Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.

Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Docking in the Woods

When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.

Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.

by phil endicott May 23, 2020

Sent to the docks

wannabee roadman slang for being deported. Usually used in the country where teenagers think they’re hard

Jack: what happened to Mickey? Did he get booked
Tommy: no, mans got sent to the docks

by Soothouse February 25, 2020

T-Docking

The act of triple docking, in which two circumcised penises penetrate the foreskin of the third larger uncut shlong.

Dorvid’s massive shlong engulfed Coby and Brent’s little wieners in a spontaneous late-night T-Docking session.

by Bildo the baggage claimant June 21, 2021

Docking

When one man is uncircumcised and a circumcised man inserts his penis in the foreskin of the uncircumcised man.

I caught Trevor and Wil docking in Dean's room last night...

by Unstable momma January 3, 2023

squid on the dock

To pull out and ejaculate on a women's belly or back.

Wow, I had great sex last night . . . I flipped a "squid on the dock".

by sigbjornfjord March 20, 2019

Docking

A culinary term used to refer to the continuous pricking of puff pastry or pie crust with a pointy object like a fork. This prevents the pastry from rising during blind baking and is a common method used in pie and tart making.

Person A: So, word of the day, Docking. Does anyone know what that means?
Person B: Are you referring to two men masturbating together by encasing their penises in each others’ foreskin?
Person C: Bitch that’s disgusting!! Where do y’all come up with freaky shit like this!
Person A: Let’s stop here before things get worse. Docking refers to the pricking of pastry before baking to prevent it from rising in the oven.

by Fidgety Human August 5, 2021