Noodle Soup

When your dick is too limp because you're too inebriated and you can't get it up anymore but you're try'in to have sex. a.k.a a flaccid penis.

For Example "I'm just try'in to get laid, I'm not sick I dont have the flu or any other influenza virus! i did not need the campbells chicken noodle soup!"

by AutumnSinner September 14, 2010

crotch noodle

a piece of food that falls into the pubic region undetected and becomes entwined therefore, after days is found dangling and stinky in your unshaven, uncut pubic yarn.

Doctor, my balls are extremely sore. I think it started when i first discovered my cheddar and bacon flavored crotch noodle.

by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009

Fart noodle

A poop

My belly hurts. I hope its just a fart noodle.

by Doodlenuts0 September 23, 2016

Burmese Noodles

When you put your penis in a woman's butt and your peehole fills with poop. Then you pee out the string of poop in her mouth.

I just gave her the Burmese Noodles, I hope Buddha wasn't watching.

by dogslayer March 8, 2018

noodle splash

The act of masturbating in the shower.

Brandon: Yo hurry up and get out of the shower what's takin you so long?
Dylan: My bad dude, I'm just noodle splashin.
Brandon: Oh nice. Take your time then.

by dpollydaweasel December 17, 2011

Poodle Noodle

The shit plug that comes out of your dick the first time you piss after you fucked someone in the ass.

I just got rid of the nastiest poodle noodle this morning when I took a piss. The "noodle" made a splash when it hit the water! Wish she would have taken a shit before I fucked her in the ass. My dick was packed but made for a good poodle noodle later.

by Hottub April 30, 2010

Noodle soup

More than 2 asian females standing in an area.

Yo son theres a noodle soup standing outside walmart!

by Wigglesdotcom August 10, 2012