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Noah

Can do 11 push ups then pussies out also has the downs
by Judahlicious November 4, 2019
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A person who’s either really dumb and oblivious to things or rages a lot and boasts about how good he is, even though he’s probably not, a tool
“Yeah that’s Noah, he’s really oblivious. He’s okay, I guess, but just not too bright”

“Oh look at Noah. What a tool.”
by S1ck0M0d3 November 5, 2019
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A boi that is very jealous of Moni because he wants attention
Noah is being Noah again...
by RISA_BOI November 7, 2019
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Thinks he’s really cool all the time and walks around at school thinking he’s cool. Everyone hates him he hits on multiple girls at the same time but none like him. Only has a chance at getting a boyfriend. Bad at all videogames but mostly 9 year old games like Fortnite. Is over ly obsessed with Fortnite and probably went to gamestop to get the new minty pickaxe
He’s a Noah no one likes him
by all truths no lies November 7, 2019
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Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.
Noah beats his meat to the loli hentai because he is sad.
by I'm in hell November 9, 2019
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Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.Also is a slut for Hardey's.
Noah beats his meat to the loli hentai because he is sad.
by I'm in hell November 9, 2019
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A person who has a tiny dick and likes to suck balls
Wow there’s noah

he such a ball
by Panda boy 13 November 16, 2019
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