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I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.
Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
by phil_lane July 3, 2024
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80% think they are the top 20%

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.
Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.
by public2 November 12, 2022
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Think Before You Sleep

Think Before You Sleep is a really based YouTuber.
by Wwaattzz August 14, 2024
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swishful thinking

A gay man having or expressing a desire or hope for a man whom they find attractive to be gay.
John: Nick Offerman is so sexy. I swear one day I'm going to make out with him.

David: John, you can quit your swishful thinking right now. You know he's straight right?
by RUFFDOG June 13, 2016
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i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.
George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)
by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021
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hmmmm trying to think of what to type

Trying to think of what to send to girlfriend
Guy 1: hmmmm trying to think of what to type.
Guy 1: Yo, what do I say to her?
Guy 2: nice boobs and butt?
by Cooper Vistad November 29, 2021
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