nine ball knuckle shuffle

playing with one's balls.

I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.

by Stickee Fingaz September 21, 2013

Nine Sixes

We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.

You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.

by Mister Arbiter April 30, 2024

Fisty-nine

It's a 69, but where you fist each other.

Billy and I fisty-nine'd each other so hard, I couldn't feel my prostate for days.

by NoraFisteen April 11, 2021

Cloud Nining

Too capture and contest an objective in a video game and then jump off at the last second.

We were gonna win until warren started cloud nining.

by FuzeNH May 15, 2018

toe-nine

the action where a female and male use their feet/toes to pleasure each-other at the same time in a 69 type of position.

"me and gary toe-nined last night, it was the best experience of my life.. his big toe was the best”

by scarlette d May 30, 2025

thirty-nine

A person of Hebrew descent.

Jason, you stupid 39 Jew

by Schlacker November 15, 2003

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 02, 2025