Gurgling Monk

A scrappy little Savage skater, usually riding a wood with a Dickfish on it.
also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew.
"Bro, Gurgling Monk's got that trick down!"
"Kinda like when he Feltched mountain dew out of that sexy bitches ass."
by AlbinOxRhino November 24, 2012
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sex monke

The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming
“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke
by Reeeeman2021 June 15, 2021
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Monke Disease

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok
by aminofficial February 13, 2021
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shit monke

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by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021
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monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.
Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!
by Twiste 13 December 02, 2013
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Sneaky._.monke

"Hi I'm Sneaky._.monke and I have a dad"
by Random7284 March 22, 2022
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Willis MONKE

a willis monke is a mega hot dude who pulls all women, men, and objects. Has huge cock. Is a white and loves women and is not gay. All women want him and always want his snap. Women surround him.
by WILLIS MONKEYYYYYY June 10, 2022
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