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Mongrel

A beast in the sales industry. The leaders for how it's done. Take no prisoners on the upsell.
Those mongrels at 5009 are always killing their sales goals.
by SavDae99 March 10, 2023
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Mongol Style

When two big and muscular guys violently spitroast someone who is significantly smaller than them.
Person 1 & 2: WE ARE GOING TO DO THE MONGOL STYLE ON YOU
Person 3: bro what
*sex*
by Lekhagan March 14, 2023
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Mongoloid

To be fucked by a black dude with down syndrom, while eating marshmallows.
Yesterday i did some mongoloid with my hood friends
by Mongolodian April 12, 2023
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Monroll

To leave an establishment of ill repute in a cool, sexy fashion, especially by a person whose last name is Monroe.
"This bar is charging twelve dollars for a white tea shot! It's time to Monroll, baby!"
by BillyBoba July 19, 2023
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Mongolian Empire

A blue bitchy swine (to others or Chinese) BBW and a hero (to mongolians)

She might destroy a shitty wall idk

Some say she the blue female version of Tuong Lu Kim

She is also loud af
Chinese Person 1: I am so irritated by Mongolian Empire!!,she destroy my wall!!!

Chinese Person 2: Sad,really sad I feel bad for u
by SpicyFiend289 August 7, 2023
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Mongolian paddleboat mutiny

A sexual act in which a female partner gets 6 of her friends to drink yak's milk for several hours, the male partner is then beaten with leather straps or belts while the women urinate on him, simulation the act of mutiny on a Paddleboat adrift in the Mongolian Sea.
Being a high-powered alpha male rocket surgeon, the only way I can get off while I'm on leave from Seal Team 6 is when Debbie and her knitting circle surprise me with a Mongolian Paddleboat Mutiny.
by Beezunquette August 8, 2023
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Mongolian Mudslide

The act of, getting on google and yelp to find the most poorly rated Mongolian restaurant in the area.
Once you’ve ordered the most questionable items in which food poisoning is an almost guarantee, and consumed them, the next part is a bit of a waiting game.

Once you or your partner feel the eruption coming, it is critical you time this perfectly, you may begin.

To begin whichever partner is about to shit goes first.

The male shitter, must proceed to face/titty fuck the partner until the moment of arrival, when he pops the cork he must provide a good launch angle so that he can cover his partner as best as he can.
The female shitter, is limited in the position she can use. Rear cowgirl is ideal, another could be side straddle. Ideally any position were your point of aim in the center of your partners body. Now when you’re ready, spread your cheeks for that man and let him watch as you blow chunks all over him. The fun isn’t over hop back on and keep riding!!! Or if you’re really brave let him put it in your ass and fill you back up with dessert😏

This complex and intricate process may fail a time or two before it’s executed with precision. In order to better prepare, ensure the parties have chosen food items that will most definitely make them have the most wrenching diarrhea.

Added tip, if you’ve got the iron gut use xlax. Added added tip, get plastic sheets.
“Hey Brian, you wanna hit up the gas station for some burritos?”
“Thanks Steve, no I’ve got to go to Mongolian grill to prepare for the wife and I’s Mongolian Mudslide later tonight.”
by Doctor Holliday June 24, 2023
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