Monday

The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...

by Bloesem May 24, 2018

JT Monday

The misconception that a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday is actually Monday.

I mean, I kinda thought today was JT Monday.

by Seafra October 9, 2008

Mundane Monday

When the start of your work week is so slow and devoid of objectives that you can't find anything to escape the existential dread at work

Kenny:"Yo there's no orders and the warehouse is all fixed up, what is there to do?
Rick:" Milk the clock i guess, just another mundane monday."

by Capuchin for Hire June 10, 2023

Monday Morning Quarterback

A person, usually another’s arrogant boss or supervisor with lackadaisical work ethic. This turd will leave early the previous week because he can. On Monday Morning, they are ready to work more than ever, but just for a few hours, they start criticizing what took place after they left early, then start barking orders for the upcoming week. This person is usually a clown and not taken seriously by people who actually work and is not important enough to report others because he is afraid his lackadaisical work ethic will get him in trouble.

Ahh Monday, cant wait to hear what sergeant doosh has to say about the emergency repair we had to take on Friday. I bet he says it was too costly then disappears for the week. He is such a Monday Morning Quarterback

by Adiggy December 22, 2020

Jacob Monday

A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.

Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money

Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.

Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*

by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021

Mucked Monday

Every monday like a tradition, friends will get together to get "mucked" (stoned and or drunk) ;Mucked Monday, Tipsy Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked Friday, Sloshed Saturday, Sunday Funday

Guess what day it is..."Mucked Monday"

by Ripped Ricky November 5, 2012

repercussion monday

The Monday after a company's holiday party when details of the party's shenanigans spread throughout the office. Repercussion Monday is one of HR's busiest days with multiple closed door meetings.

Did you see Jim and the new intern at the holiday party? They were so wasted they probably won't even know what to expect when HR calls them in for a meeting on Repercussion Monday.

by Chukarhunter April 21, 2018