Moan More Monday

In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Moan More Monday is an event starting on the first day of the week, in which you moan until completion in a quantity in relation to the date.
hey dude its moan more Monday and today is Monday so

(they moan together)
by AwareKu November 10, 2020
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Mondayed

Experiencing a day where nothing seems to go as planned and feeling like your plans have been completely derailed.
Yesterday was completely Mondayed. I woke up late, spilled coffee on my shirt, and missed an important meeting because my car broke down. It felt like everything that could go wrong did, and my entire day was thrown off track.
by PreventiveMentalHealth May 20, 2024
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Mondayed

A "Mondayed" day: Experiencing a day where nothing seems to go as planned and feeling like your plans have been completely derailed.
Yesterday was completely Mondayed. I woke up late, spilled coffee on my shirt, and missed an important meeting because my car broke down. It felt like everything that could go wrong did, and my entire day was thrown off track.
by PreventiveMentalHealth May 20, 2024
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Colorado Monday

Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed
Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
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Dub-a-lub Monday

Getting black out on Monday drinking Dupra Vodka.
Are you coming over for Dub-a-lub Monday?
by Red Drank December 07, 2007
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monday fingers

The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.
"Gah! I can't type this morning. Dang Monday Fingers."
by JRadimus November 16, 2016
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Raspberry Monday

When a man kicks off the week by smearing a pot of raspberry mouse on his girlfriends pussy, and then licks it off while she holds a a bullet to her clitoris.

Hopefully results in her squirting raspberry flavoured pussy juice into his mouth.
Baby i cant wait to get home tonight, I love a good Raspberry Monday!
by RaspberryMonday July 12, 2010
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