metro

when a male, for some strange reason, looks at himself and thinks "maybe if i dress gay, ill get chicks"?. then the person goes to slutty teeny bopper shops and buys small pink singlets or shirts, which reveal his gay nipples, so that other "non gay" men that dress dumb get aroused of this appearance. soon after this they venture down to another stupid shop and purchase tight pants for ridiculous reasons. after they have all tryd on clothes infront of eachother, wondering if they look good or not, they go buy hair product to style there hair the same.

metros are a disgrace to fashion and mankind. why dress metro if your gonna get paid out

ya kooks!!!!!

wow, what a metro fag, hes a kookasaraus

by mitchell skates! April 11, 2008

Metro-Sexual Face

referring to somebody like a kip, who has a clear face and is clearly a faggot. Hes long walks in the park and enjoys a nice martini when neccessary. his favorite show is sex in the city, but he knows nothing about fashion. Oh and more thing CHICKEN CRAW!!!

for example the metro-sexual face got kicked out because he was metro-sexual!!!!

by fuck fuck guy May 23, 2010

feeding the meter

a slang term for anal sex

"I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."

by Steven March 8, 2009

Gone Metro

Became metrosexual.
Became an architect.
Received a hip haircut.
Bought a brown-striped shirt.
Drank a latte.

That fucking hippie graduated college and has gone metro.

by tberks August 30, 2004

Feeding the Meter

the process of inserting american quarters in to anus of your partner during intercourse

Dude, I was feeding the meter so much last night I could have been in her for like six hours

by Bufferhead May 30, 2011

meteorologist

liar liar liar liar liar

The meteorologist said there would be 3 inches of snow. We got 36 inches.

by slapshot42 December 28, 2005

meteor

noun- describes a chubby/bbw/ssbbw woman who enjoys getting into sexual encounters with many men. May also describe a chubby/bbw/ssbbw who offers sexual encounters due to being seen by a social group as 'doable', seen by many men as 'fuckable', and internalize this social view and open their legs/lips for any man who wishes to achieve orgasm.

If the word meteor is said a few times aloud, two words can be heard "meaty whore." Hence why a meteor describes a meaty whore, a woman who will do anything with anyone at anytime free of charge.

The sex itself can be good, poor, or any in-between, but the meteor has to be overweight/obese/morbidly obese but still enjoy fucking more than one man.

1. Susie, the meteor, came for a booty call at 3am while her boyfriend was asleep, left right after, and was back again at 11 when her man went to work. 2. I'm sorry, dude; your cousin is a meteor. She had the train run on her by the defensive line last week then was seen on the phone with the center making plans. 3. Are you sure you want to take her out to dinner; I hope you know she is a meteor- with her you can get the milking without buying the cow!

by Mr. Rimmher July 17, 2009