Master-Blasterbation

When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.

Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!

Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?

by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012

Anaal Master

Master of the sexual actions and functions of the butthole and butthole related activities.

Nikki was all about the anal so she dedicated her life to being a Anaal Master.

by Butthole Bobber December 19, 2020

Master pug

the best at Fortnite battle royal he is a blutty legend and has always been a huge sweaty try hard at games can 360 no scope for days also has a big dick and i would fuck that person like a car door at 2am, Fucking sex god baby

Master pug is a gammer guy for gammer girls

by ThE bIg BoY oF PeOpLe February 2, 2020

Caca Master

The name for your savoir and the one who you surrender to

You are my caca master now

by Furry buns January 31, 2022

bling master

the blingingist blinger of the blings. Head blinger from the getto like cheap shiny jewellery.

YOyo jenny your the bling master , word !!

by jennymills333 January 18, 2006

Master Webster

When you really have to take a shit bad and you plan to just dominate the toilet, perhaps even in a way that may even crack the porcelain.

Oh man, that mexican food isn't agreeing with me, I have to go take a master webster

by gr8whiteheight March 14, 2011

master slide

Where you take your Master Card and slide it through your partners butt crack and lick the poop off it.

John: Hey Amy I got my Master Card today, do you want to master slide?
Amy: Yeah sure
John: Ok, you can lick the card

by EthanTheEthan aka The Jew September 5, 2020