Mary Brooks Bruner 

Mary Brooks is a big fat bitch who eats chickfila and should be sponsored by Postmates

Guy 1- "Hey, do you see that fat girl?"
Guy 2- "She must be a Mary Brooks Bruner"

Mary Brooks Bruner by andiooooooooop November 8, 2019

Mary Bea 

If this is your name, you are beautiful, you are most likely born in July. I bet your best friend is the sweetest thing and her name starts with A. You are such a blessing.

Best friend: hey happy reading day
Mary bea: oh ya I got a $25 dollar gift card

Mary Bea by Thebestperson092342 December 17, 2019

Mary Erins Neighbor

The bitch from across the street that won’t stop laughing like a hog

god, that mary erins neighbor us so funny

Mary Erins Neighbor by Mary Erins Neighbor November 30, 2020

mary janed 

You eat so many edibles made by Mary Jane, you have to go to bed or hit the floor.

After those cookies I ate, I got Mary Janed and slept for 12 hours.

mary janed by Mary Jane 246642 March 29, 2021

Mary Cadence 

The most southern girl you’ll ever meet.
Along with being quiet and the sweetest girl you could meet.

I’m going out for lunch with Mary Cadence. We’re getting grits.

Mary Cadence by Septic May 6, 2021

Mary sue

Me

You: what a bitch
Mary Sue bc I can’t post without saying it

Mary sue by ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ May 8, 2022

Mary-Adams Jane Pickett 

A particular woman that got killed on June 18th 1999

Person 1: Poor Mary-Adams Jane Pickett, may god bless her soul
Person 2: Chicago 1999 was brutal

Mary-Adams Jane Pickett by delipaladin_ July 3, 2022