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Mach Fuck

Used to describe the absolutely ridiculous speed of something.

Often used in a joking manner in order to enhance the humor of a joke.

Most notably used to describe the speed of a well known manhole cover that a nuclear experiment launched into space.
An alien army got wrecked by a manhole cover traveling at mach fuck!

I love when someone hits me with a kraber while traveling at mach fuck.
by Kilominum June 21, 2025
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MacDowall

An individual obsessed with Scooby Doo and Sandy Choo. Unable to carry out a full conversation without thinking about food and generally disinterested in real life but enjoys being the little spoon while cuddling.
Wanna come over and Netflix and Chill? We can MacDowall all night.
by Rebreps July 7, 2025
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Mach Tornado

A sex act where a dozen Asian men urinate on you while running around you in a circle. The men will often run at high speeds (Mach 2) which results in what seems to be a yellow tornado from the outside. If done correctly, the intense angular momentum combined with their rotational pissing will allow them to achieve liftoff for a short time, carrying you in the process. This is typically only successful due to its immense surprise factor, and lasts a short time due to their limited bladders and small penis’s.
When David finally arrived in Japan, he was surprised with a Mach Tornado from men who looked very much like women.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
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MacBook

iphone/ipad with bigger display and keyboard
You bought a MacBook? What an idiot!
by wlwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwl July 14, 2025
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Mach-sheifelah.

A conjunction of two words; one, Yiddish, the other, Hebrew; A female who fakes the persona of a caring, pleasant, and outstanding individual who could "do no wrong", when, in actuality, said individual is a witch.
Rivky, the woman who recites Psalms as she walks the streets, is a full-fledged Mach-sheifelah.
by JWR Eitor in Chief July 15, 2025
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owen macdougal

A manipulative asshole who will never find true happiness because the tumblr, skinny ass, weed addicted, big titted, dick suckers he so desperately wants dont exist and if they did they would never go for him because girls want a guy who doesnt make them feel completely worthless, fat, ugly, stupid and so gut wrenchingly lonely that they have no reason but to settle for his belittling ways and suffer in silence as their soul slowly whittles away to dust he would use in his next role-up. No, they want a caring, generous man who will great them with the respect and love they deserve. This is far from an owen macdougal. STAY AWAY.
That guys an absolute asshole to her, he must be owen macdougal. Only he can throw away his only chance of happiness over her minuscule imperfections.
by hattinlyf July 29, 2014
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dylan mach

Best all around person. Struggles with a couple of things at almost any time. Extremely attractive, and free spirited. He loves God, and food.
by Bynisper July 8, 2017
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