Lobster pussy

Lobster pussy is when a woman hasn't cleaned her pussy therefor smells like a lobster

Daniel - " take off your panties "
Samantha - * takes of panties *
Daniel -" oh fuck! You have ' lobster pussy '! "

by Dragyourballsonmyface101 May 3, 2017

lobster brit

an extremely sunburnt tourist from europe

im going to the beach to check for lobster brits to laugh at

by chuckles899 October 16, 2014

lobster card

The alternative to oyster cards. Can be adapted using marker pen. Put an L at the front of oyster then turn the Y into a B. Because lobsters are way more tough than oysters.

"Can you please top up my lobster card"

by KevinKofta March 13, 2019

Garden Lobster

a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized

Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?

Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!

by Ly iedmna March 6, 2020

Lobster Bussin

When something is hella juicy or flavorful. Whether it is sexual or non sexual.

I need shorty to give me a sampler of that top because dem lips Lobster Bussin.

by Dac_The_Rip March 27, 2021

lobster

a skinny woman with a large butt, as in "all the meat is in the back"

Dude, that chick is a total lobster, check out that ass!

by E dirt September 6, 2018

Lobster

Verb.

1. The act of taking 8 shots in the first five minutes of a party and vigorously vomiting in the bathroom for the rest of the duration.

Noun.

1. One who performs such an act.

Lobster: "Who wants to take another shot with me?"

Bubba: "Dude slow down you're gonna lobster."

by DaGod February 27, 2014