kitty fuck

to insert one's fist into the anus of someone on their hands and knees, licking milk out of a saucer.

"Whenever Ben puts down a saucer of milk for the cat, my anus quivers in anticipation of a good kitty fuck. " thought Steven.

by Mariah and Carey November 4, 2008

Kitty Sanchez

When Your girlfriend is giving you head and fingering your ass, then she comes up to kiss you and wipes her finger from your as on your upper lip

My girl was giving me the best head when that bitch pulled a kitty sanchez on me

by JJ Keller October 21, 2004

Shitty Kitty

1. The small, feces covered feline that runs around inside ones brain the morning after an evening of excessive drinking.

2. An extremely hungover individual.

1. "The shitty kitty just won't go away this morning, I'm never drinking again."

2. "Man, you were really hammered last night."
"Yeah, but I've been a shitty kitty all day today."

by shittykittyallday January 18, 2010

turd kitty

a cat who has a strange way of getting petted.
she allures her masters by making a whiny meow sound and then rubbing her body up against foreing objects letting you know she wants to be petted.
she is know to fall off tables and chairs.

the turd kitty kept meowing and rubbing things so i felt the need to pet her.

by pedro March 23, 2004

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Dead Kitty

This is when a cat lays on its back and looks dead while it is in a deep sleep.

The cat was doing dead kitty in the sun outside.

by New English April 11, 2009

kitty time

Another term for female oral sex.

Before we get this started, it's kitty time.

by l0vey April 13, 2016