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Junk drawer 

A draw full of miscellaneous items common in the Midwest.
“Where are the *insert random object name*?”
“Look in the junk drawer!”
Junk drawer by Kelseyhaha October 16, 2018

nut junkie 

One who cannot get his/her fill of semen.
Man, that hooker was such a nut junkie that she gave a free round of blow jobs to everyone at the party!
nut junkie by amos quito April 29, 2005

functional junkie 

A person who uses drugs for an unrecreational purpose but can still operate normally at work or at school
MAN1:That man is a total functional junkie

MAN2:What's that?

MAN1: Some dude who does drugs but still has a good-paying job
or does good at school and can still function normally.

Bo-Janky 

Ghetto rigged, run down
Can pertain to an object or person
"Girl you so bo-janky you always fix shit with ducktape and nailglue"

"His car is so bojanky you have to get in the passenger side and the windows are busted out with plastic and tape covering them."
Bo-Janky by Croberts88 February 10, 2009

Jiggaboo-junkie 

White guy: Hey wanna go out some time?
Girl: I only date black guys.
White guy: You are such a jiggaboo-junkie.

junk in the trunk 

A medical term used to describe a female with a disproportionately large gluteus maximus region in relation to the rest of her body. Scientists have discovered that, in this condition, any food eaten by the afflicted turns immediately to fat then migrates rapidly to the gluteus maximus. Research has found that this ailment is widespread throughout many areas of North America and is oddly prevalent in African-American females. While there is no known cure, as long as there are males of the species and alcohol remains readily available, these females are still well-received in society.
White Guy: Hey Snoop...that Maltliqueisha has some serious Junk in the Trunk, huh?

Snoop: What tha hizzle did you say to me, cracka?

White Guy: Uh...it has to be 4:20 somewhere...

Snoop: I thank I forgot sumpin' in ma car (ya know what I'm sayin')...I'll return in a minizzle.

White Guy: Word!
junk in the trunk by Illiterate December 28, 2005