1.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, providing there is a vague possibility of gaining access to an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.
2.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, while under the influence of an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.
They are impulsive and self-serving sociopaths, liars, and thieves, who generally are not smart enough to successfully manipulate anyone using charm or wit, so they mortgage the orifices of their bodies in an attempt to divert the payment of debt using traditional means.
Regardless of their selfish nature, they are often too drunk, high, clumsy, stupid, lazy, and weak to be capable of harming anyone in any substantial or meaningful way, but they still can’t be trusted to be left alone around drugs, valuables, or teenage boys.
2.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, while under the influence of an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.
They are impulsive and self-serving sociopaths, liars, and thieves, who generally are not smart enough to successfully manipulate anyone using charm or wit, so they mortgage the orifices of their bodies in an attempt to divert the payment of debt using traditional means.
Regardless of their selfish nature, they are often too drunk, high, clumsy, stupid, lazy, and weak to be capable of harming anyone in any substantial or meaningful way, but they still can’t be trusted to be left alone around drugs, valuables, or teenage boys.
by Líákuieka Jävértt December 16, 2021
Get the Junkie Whoremug. The law that dictates that when someone is high, no matter how irrelevant to the conversation it is, they will tell you about it.
"We we're playing online trying to think of a strategy to win, and some guy just kept saying he was high."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."
by jgjlaw August 12, 2025
Get the Junkie's Lawmug. Chris is a fucking junky joejoe, one who sells drugs in the homes of others and steals their very souls with his nonsensical rants of how good his shit is
Chris who is your daddy and what does he do?
MY daddy name JohnJoe and he collects social welfare
Man your such a "Junky Joejoe"
MY daddy name JohnJoe and he collects social welfare
Man your such a "Junky Joejoe"
by little dark one December 17, 2013
Get the junky joejoemug. Noun. Bedding raised to cover ones head like a tent in order to prevent drafts from blowing out flame of lighter in order to smoke drugs. Also called a dope blind.
Too lazy to turn off the fan, she turned the bedsheets into a junky bunker and smoked without her flame going out.
by haras naej November 12, 2020
Get the junky bunkermug. Mom: y'know what's worse than drunks?
Kid: no, what?
Mom: party junkies, don't do what they did.
Kid: I'm gonna do it!
Mom: of course you are...
Kid: no, what?
Mom: party junkies, don't do what they did.
Kid: I'm gonna do it!
Mom: of course you are...
by Aitetsu December 30, 2018
Get the Party junkiemug. Junky dump- When ones' shit smells like that of a homeless person or a drug addict. This is likely due to malnourishment or the effects that said drugs can reak havoc on the body. The smell is quit pungent and often resembles an aroma of death or a washed up deceased sea lion on a hot beach
by Fattygio July 11, 2017
Get the Junky Dumpmug. by JMat1 August 12, 2017
Get the junkie bunkiemug.