Juan

If he doesn’t shave his mustache he’s most likely gay and fucks dudes

Yeah have you heard that dude juan didn’t shave his mustache what a gay lord!

by Surenut September 13, 2021

Juan Noodle

It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman

Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Juan

A cool and drunk and beautiful Mexican man

Hey vlad just don’t be a Juan

by Juan Untila November 2, 2018

Juan

Juan is usually a stereotypical name for a Hispanic male. If you ever meet a real Juan, just know, they love tacos and hate the bracero program.

Look at him gobble that taco, he must be a Juan!

by HerpesWarrior May 26, 2023

Juan Jose Lugo

A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.

Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..

I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.

by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022

Juan

He's awesome , he delivered food to some guy.

Paprikakats Person : Juan is so cool, he delivered me food.
Some guy named Nathan : so true
JarmanThing : Guys pebble-op is so cool.

by Slomer eleven February 10, 2024

Juan noodle

A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.

Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.

by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024