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Juan

A really nice person when the talk is Friends, He knows how to make you laugh even in your worst moment. He´s likes to feel that you´re feeling comfortable when you´re next to him. He really like Parties and Girls LOL. But above all, he has a kinda´good heart LMAO
person #1(on the phone): I mean, im really hurt because i was waiting for it, but i didnt get the chance.
Juan: Hey,Hey, calm down, everthing´ happens for a reasson. You´ll be Okay.
by Thestrongerinhere February 4, 2024
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Juan

A fatass that caused the earthquakes in California and leads a Gag group called killer cartel
Juan: * jumps once*
Cali: woah a earthquake!
by Onlymesoshutup July 9, 2019
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Juan

Juan is the name of a nice boi who can be amazingly annoying (sort of like his friend, Bup.) But he will almost always have your back if you need it. Also, it’s a cool name in general
I don’t know how to use the word Juan in a sentence
by Scoralin September 10, 2020
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Eddie, Speddie, Niggie, Eddie Juan Gaylord II

A guy who is very retarded, threatened to shoot down the school trying to frame someone else. Got deported for 2 weeks, was beat up by his parents and big brother who raped him very hard he couldn't sit down for days. Says he dated a girl who was actually a guy. Always says he is dating girls which are probably all dudes. Says he owned black ops 6, but said he didn't cz someone almost told his brother who would have beat him Likes to vape. Got called by security during class when trying to hide a vape who's was a girl's. Dropping the vape in front of security guard while trying to hide it. Dumbass saved himself by allowing a search. Everyone bullied his bitch ass.
Yo is that dumbass Fucking Eddie, Speddie, Niggie, Eddie Juan Gaylord II!!
What a dumbass!
by eddie_is_dumb69 December 10, 2024
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juan

the name of a particularly white guy who attends padua
what the juan “
by mobabislit May 23, 2018
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juan

a stubborn annoying Spanish boy. absolutely a nationalist, dates Mexican chicks called Ana.

isn't good at English and never does there laundry.
ana: "i think hes cute"
gaia: "nah hes juan"
by holafvck November 4, 2019
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Juan

Is a name mostly used for really cool and wise people, someone named juan tends to have a really big cock and will not be afraid to talk about thy member!

They're also usually the type of person to stay awake at night thinking about their loved one, even though that same person will repeatdly tell them to sleep early, but other than all that, juan's tend to be calm yet feisty, if you have one take care of them and they'll be subbing to you in no time!
Girl 1: "what kind of men do you like?"
Girl 2: "I'd have to say a Juan"
by LynShady November 21, 2023
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