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Joshua

A 'Joshua' is someone who eats their cereal with water instead of milk.
That guy poured water on Lucky Charms this morning, he's such a Joshua.
by notjoshuaa April 24, 2023
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Joshua

To refer to a mentally disabled (usually a man, but this can go for anyone, so don't be afraid to call your sister a Joshua) person who is very expressive in their homosexuality, often making comments about a man's tushy and thrusting at unconsenting acquaintances nearby.
Eg:

Man 1: "Why is Owen acting like a damn Joshua today? It's embarrassing."

Man 2: "Hey don't be homophobic!

I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself, and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way (born this way)
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way (born this way)
Ooh, there aint no other way, baby, I was born this way
Right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be (don't be, don't be)
Give yourself prudence and love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice your truth
In the religion of the insecure, I must be myself, respect my youth
A different lover is not a sin, believe capital HIM (hey, hey, hey)
I love my life, I love this record, and
Mi amore vole fe, yah (same DNA)
I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself, and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way (born this way"
Man 1:"What the hell why did you sing the whole Lady Gaga song? Like jeez I get it already shut up."
Man 2:"Don't make me do it again, Ryan."
by strangerdangerbutnotmegetin October 1, 2023
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joshua

a handsome guy who is usauly black haired and brown haired who will marry his childhood sweetheartis a good looking guy is good in bed
thats propably a joshua
by yooimsooooooohot February 7, 2022
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Joshua

Oh man that Joshua is that nigga.
by Don’t gy November 23, 2021
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Joshua

The most chad name ever, pulls everyone’s girl and the best physique ever.
Dude Joshua stole my girl and beat my ass, he’s such I chad I wish I could be him.
by FUCK AMOGUS March 6, 2022
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Joshua

Very cool amazing super awesome cool amazing man American man yea
Oh yeah that Joshua guy is even cooler than jimmy
by TonyElTypo April 2, 2021
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Joshua

A slang term for a beverage made by combining the energy drink Extra Joss with "susu," the Indonesian word for "milk". This energizing mix is popular among those looking for a quick boost.
I needed a pick-me-up before my workout, so I grabbed a Joshua—nothing like that energy boost to get me going!
by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025
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