Jonathan Earl

A motherfucking English teacher who always gives TJ 90 minutes. He always smiles at small children and he gives out fucking the most annoying homework assignments ever. He can fuck off and stop saying I'm just writing down the names of people who are being disrespectful.

"Jonathan Earl is my paaaappppi"

by -DJ_Hex-10 January 5, 2020

JoNaThAn x KakyoIn

the sexyist ship of all ships their gay-est is overload with dem buns, and ther chasts this is da b3st shap since 2000 deal wit it boiii

Dio > Ew thats gay

Jonathan > I know ;3
Kakyoin > OOooooo yees Jonathan, I'm a joestar now. JoNaThAn x KakyoIn for life ;3

by Stalin our amazing god November 21, 2019

Jonathan Slack

Jonathan Slack is the hottest sexiest person in the world. He is loved by every women, seriously every women!

Woman 1: You like that Jonathan Slack?
Woman 2: No why?
Woman 1: Than you must be a man!

by Space Keeper June 22, 2014

Jonathan Zavier

He's a cute, funny, sweet and nice guy. Very popular and has a lot of good friends. Loves music and people who listen to the same type. Usually a skate border that wears and has a lot of hats. Wears the coolest clothes and gets the cutest girls. Isn't very smart but smart in ways others won't understand. If you meet a Jonathan Zavier in your life, you are very lucky because he might be one of the best people you could meet, I have met one but I call him JZ for short.

did you see that guy?
yah.. thats Jonathan Zavier, why?
he is so hot, I wish I could get a guy like him.

by jzismylifeee November 30, 2011

Jonathan Garcia

A pervert with no life who will never lose his virginity

Jonathan Garcia is an absolute loser

by I fucked yo granny April 22, 2022

Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can)

I am just an average rapper living in a small town. Rapping is my life, i get all the bitchez. I try to fuck dem bitchez but nigga it aint workin. dun give a fuck, all i need is rap. #realtalk rapper name: Young J can, hit me up on youtube unless your just a hater :)

Ted: hey young j ccan
Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can): Fuck you bitch, swearing and rappin is my life fuck yooouu haterzz !

by swag master josh April 3, 2013

Jonathan Baggs

and astronomy genius and great lay

"wow i'm so sad that i don't get Jonathan Baggs D"

by The girl who get Jon's D October 3, 2013