Jonas

Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
~by Jonas Weidig

David: See that bitchass over there?
Mathis: Yeah that son of a bitch is prolly called Jonas.

by Jonas Weidig November 21, 2021

Jonas

An irritating person, who does whatever he wants.

Person 1. Hey Jonas
Person 2. What
Person 1. Wanna play... .
Person 2. No
Person 1. Why?
Person 2. Bc u said so

by RavenclawGirlYT March 19, 2022

Jonas and Niyah

Amazing at sex, best fortnite duo, very attractive couple, they have the best taste in music.

"have you watched 50 shades of grey?"
"yeah, thats some kinky shit jonas and niyah would do"

by fncs champion February 1, 2024

Jonas Neubauer

7-time world champion of Tetris, and that's about it.

RIP Jonas Neubauer

1981-2021

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021

Jonas chat

you are supposed to text holger and ignore him next day for no reason.

I just got Jonas chatted.

by xxxjonxxxx March 9, 2021

#Jona

It's The best thing on this whole World.

Jona is a cut couple. I think It's The cutest couple i ever saw...
#Jona is real bitches♥️

#Jona is real
#Jona is The cutest couple
#Jona is me and My Girlfriend
#Jona is just so fucking Weird

by #Jona is real September 5, 2017

Jonas

Gay ass nigger

"Hey that nigga overthere looking mad gay"
"Such a Jonas"

by Famous Austrian Painter September 26, 2023