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Jeremy-ing

The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.
“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”
by anonymous February 23, 2025
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Jeremy

Jeremy is a guy with no aspirations and no skills who makes up for his lack of personality by playing the oboe or piano, Jeremy also hates going to the beach with his family with a burning hatred. Usually, Jeremy is pretty quiet, so you wouldn't know but they are all the same Jeremies usually live in upper middle class suburbia.
I would give you 50 bucks if you could find me an Italian Jeremy.

That's my son Jeremy he was a total asswipe ever since birth, he has no friends, no bitches, no job and no dreams.
by Zamelos August 4, 2024
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Jeremy

Jeremy, His Dick is so Big he needs to tie it around his Leg, also he can fly away by just Spinning his Dick wildly.
His dick is the size of Jeremy
by BigDickRick_69 November 21, 2021
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jeremy kratohwill

a guy who will always make you smile and laugh. he's the one you always wanna be with. he is brave and smart, outgoing and passionate. he will seice to amaze you and is completely the guy you wanna be around when your day is draging and sucks. he will always be there for you and will make you feel like you're special. he's sensative and mature, fun and entergetic, he's lovely and original. never let him go, he's one of a kind. he's sexy and down to earth and loves to relax<3
Jeremy kratohwill is brave, strong and amazing, don't forget that.
by charlie9-5-10 September 9, 2010
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Jeremy Linders

A very muscular man who can bench 6000 squat 7000 and deadlift 40150579q8579357
by jfrdr April 28, 2023
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jeremy carbone

someones who throws away origami that took me ages to make ;( and also force you to do work.
"don't throw away my origami jeremy carbone"
by mr t stars in kazaam November 26, 2017
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jeremy and jerimiah

Jeremy and Jerimiah are the stone cold harsh people you can never talk to but once you get to know them, they are the twins that are Chill and laid back and there to make your day .They are the duo that is rare to find. They are handsome while one is smart and the other one is creative. One protects and the other comforts. Though they may act like savages and annoy the hell out of you, in the end you just gotta love them.
Person1. omg do you see those too over there.
Person2.Oh those two are Handsome but really hard to talk too
Person1. ahh they are probably a Jeremy and Jerimiah
by Heartanotherone September 20, 2020
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