dumb cookie

A person who surpasses dumb to a point in which they have “earned” the title of a cookie.

Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-

(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence

by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018

Cookie Quiet

When an individual eats too many marijuana cookies and/or brownies and is so high they cannot speak.

Other symptoms included extreme anxiety, checking ones pulse/heart rate and imagining very unlikely health disorders.

Marvin was so stoned on weed cookies last night he was cookie quiet.

by DeanPhilip January 17, 2011

Tuff cookies

A slang word used by kids in 2018,that sounds childish

Girl I my hair messed up.., oh tuff cookies

by Thekidwhoknowall October 3, 2018

Cookie Cunts

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.

Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Pancake cookie

a mischievous cookie that is from the fandom cookie run has committed various types of crimes

this is a joke please dont report me

Random ass cookie : Hey you saw that pancake cookie kill his sister right?!
Other random ass cookie : No.

by onionjuic3 November 16, 2021

cookie lamp

When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.

Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.

by shibbytoast March 4, 2012

Mexican Cookie

A chocolate chip with salsa on it. - Brenda Schaub 2022

I thought a Mexican cookie was chocolate chip with salsa on it

by Spud Davidson June 23, 2022